can you keep a secret?: Archive

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Yesterday, my doctor asked me if I'm under a lot...

watercolourcocaine: My mom asked, “No, you’re not stressed out, really, are you?” Me: “Not really.”

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i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade

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"If you find a girl who reads, keep her close....

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Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.

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mikelernerphotography: reflections

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b0nermeurs: golgibodies: this is honestly the best thing ive ever seen. omg can someone come in to my work and do this for me please omg

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yeahthathappened: same

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 year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
me: WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES OMG.

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